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He looked into the void and saw death itself staring back at him

tylerchokely:

tombol-r:

so what exactly are we building here

a good time

What I say: you're cute.
What Im thinking: You are the most amazing, stunning, sweet, caring, gorgeous, adorable, funny, perfect fucking human being in the world. I love you to death and your existence in my life warms my heart. And I want nothing more than to curl up in your arms forever.

thegodofconquestkeima:

feffybutts:

Your name is JAKE from STATE FARM and you like to WEAR KHAKIS. You have a reputation of talking to MARRIED MEN at 3 IN THE MORNING and MAKING THEIR WIVES MAD. You don’t mean to, of course, it’s just a coincidental thing that happens. You swear! Your hobbies include being LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR and BROWSING YOUR COMPUTER for people in need of GREAT INSURANCE, as well as giving GREAT DEALS.

FUCKING STAHP PLZ

School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
Student: why?
School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway
Trans girl problems

flyingtit:

claim-this-url-plox:

When you’re too busy crying on tumblr to realize that society doesn’t actually hate or harm you as a whole and it is mere individuals who tend to be oppressing “you” when it only happens in places where there already are active groups for human rights, when you’re just on the internet yelling about imaginary cis people who were mean to you.

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madeupmonkeyshit:

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

burgrs:

no offense your honor but do you even lift

phantomsolari:

do u ever just sit down and watch an entire anime series